1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
"Then a dog began to howl somewhere in a farmhouse far..." - Dracula

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Mai window.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Erm...probably the news. Go me.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is
6:05

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:06

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
CD playing, Geometry Wars theme tune and my creaking chair.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking home from the bus stop two hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My 146 news messages.

9. What are you wearing?
Long-sleeve shirt...trousers...

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?
This afternoon.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Two posters, two bookshelves and some paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Slightly over-cooked. Some paprika would have been nice.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Probably American History X, but I can't really remember.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A mansion, an armoury and a workforce of one-thousand chimps to dig me a hole twenty-four hours a day. Maybe some happiness too.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
The socks I'm wearing don't match.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Put me in charge of it, obviously.

19. Do you like to dance?
No.

20. George Bush:
...left his career of ruler of the Planet of the Apes to take charge of America.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Erm...Sarah? Rebecca? Mistake No. 1?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Chris? Jeremy? Mistake No. 2?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Don't worry, church was just a trick to lure all the gullible people in so they can be sent to Hell anyway."

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
I barely know 4 people...
=The-Philosophy
~JahuteSkye
~silent-fire
~R-Se7en